sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Source: sorry, via mooorgasm)

is-this-name-creative:

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

(Source: michaelsocha, via shapesofhearts)

Timestamp: 1398230775

dietdonut:

pawsitiv:

Brad Pitt, 1988

i was not prepared for this

(Source: femburton, via weletthenightchase)

Timestamp: 1398143961

sexual-v0ices:

If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

(via moan-my-name-louder)

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied, via mooorgasm)